¡Cassie! says:
aliens?

Bea says:
maybe

¡Cassie! says:
or maybe just psychic powers

Bea says:
what kind of nachos?

¡Cassie! says:
cheesy

Bea says:
yummo

¡Cassie! says:
they was indeed

¡Cassie! says:
what were you doing?
before you just got back

Bea says:
stuff

¡Cassie! says:
MY GOD NO!

Bea says:
yeah

¡Cassie! says:
HOW COULD YOU!?!?

Bea says:
i didnt enjoy it! you dont know! you werent there! DONT JUDGE ME!

¡Cassie! says:
OH? WHAT MORE IS THERE POSSIBLY TO KNOW??

Bea says:
i didnt want to tell you like this.
*looks away distantly into the distance*

¡Cassie! says:
tell me Bea! i have to know! you cant keep things like this from me my whole life!

Bea says:
its hard for me! you dont understand!
you never understood!
*sniff*

¡Cassie! says:
i would understand if you just TOLD me!!
please! maybe i can help!

Bea says:
im sorry. *tear bursts forth from inner sarcophagi of my eye (i have sarcophagi in my eyes?...cool!)*
its too late

¡Cassie! says:
its okay Beatrice! its not your fault! you were in a coma! you couldnt have done anything!

Bea says:
i never told you this. i never told anyone. but that tumor they found, the cause of my apparent amnesia, my loss of identity,...that was no tumor

¡Cassie! says:
*dramatic pause*

Bea says:
it was nothing more than a...
a...

¡Cassie! says:

Bea says:
*breaks down sobbing* spoonful of peanut butter id tried to sniff one night as a dare...im so sorry.
i never had amnesia

¡Cassie! says:
you you LIED TO ME???

Bea says:
i so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!! i knoew you wouldnt understand. no one would! i mean what kind of idiot tries to sniff peanut butter!

¡Cassie! says:
and i spose next youre going to tell me that i was adopted???

Bea says:
...im so sorry
*looks apologetically and bracing for next outburst as realisation dawns*

¡Cassie! says:
NO!!!!!
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?!?!?!

Bea says:
it wasnt me. i had no choice! i had amnesia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

¡Cassie! says:
LIAR! IT WAS PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!

Bea says:
you dont understand, before the peanut butter...there was the jam.

¡Cassie! says:
no *eyes widen in horror*

Bea says:
due a chemical inbalance between the jam coming into contact with my delicate brain tissue

¡Cassie! says:
you didnt .
not THE jam!

Bea says:
the egyptians had it right using the hook
apparently my oversized brain had its own gravitational pull. that mixed with the force of my experienced nose, it was inevitable they would come into contact
the repercussions were devastating

¡Cassie! says:
*weakly* i i cant believe it

Bea says:
theres more.

¡Cassie! says:
*weaklier* m..more?

Bea says:
*braces self for the real shock wave sure to eminate as the impact of the news washes over*
do you remember, that day at the park.

..no of course you wouldnt

there was a day

at the park

¡Cassie! says:
i dont remember

Bea says:
it was windy, the clouds were gathering overhead, there had been warnings of a hurricane earlier

we had disreguarded them as silly antarctic nonsense

¡Cassie! says:
how long ago was this?

Bea says:
3 days ago.

but thats not the point

but we were the silly ones.

¡Cassie! says:
why dont i remember?

Bea says:
carelessly i had let you wander out onto the sand
i shouldve known better

¡Cassie! says:
what happened to me Beatrice?

Bea says:
i did know better. but we were so caught up in the whirl! the excitement
i didnt even notice until it was too late

*looks up ponderingly*

¡Cassie! says:
*worried face and cold sweat*

Bea says:
i didnt mean for it to happen! it was an accident! since when did antarctic beaches have hurricanes!

*breathing becomes ragged*

*clutches head in agony*

¡Cassie! says:
you were just going to sit there and let me die?!?!?!!? *hyperventilates*

Bea says:
im so sorry.
i never should have told you!

you dont deserve this pain!

¡Cassie! says:
*clutches arm of chair so tightly knuckles turn white*

Bea says:
forget it. forget me! save yourself! before they find you here!

¡Cassie! says:
*eyes wide and hysterical*

Bea says:
its not too late

¡Cassie! says:
no!

Bea says:
get away

¡Cassie! says:
i wont forget you!

Bea says:
far away

leave me here

¡Cassie! says:
no!
youve been like a father to me!!

Bea says:
im so sorry
but you must leave

¡Cassie! says:
no!

Bea says:
before time is up

¡Cassie! says:
come with me!
theres still time!

Bea says:
*screams in agony*
no!

¡Cassie! says:
dont lose hope Bea!
never lose hope!

Bea says:
the honey is almost there.
the tantalising, sweet, liquid seeping into my brain.

¡Cassie! says:
no!
stay with me!

Bea says:
i can almost feel the sweet release

¡Cassie! says:
dont leave me all alone!
please! *sobbing hysterically*

Bea says:
the freedom

enveloping

¡Cassie! says:
dont go!
dont leave me

Bea says:
fading
im so sorry


NEXT WEEK ON "THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE", what has happened to Bea? What happened that day in the park on the beach in the Antarctic during the hurricane? you'll just have to wait and see. =]